"Красота таинственна так же как ужасна. Бог и дьявол борются там, и поле битвы - сердце человека."

("Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man.")
-Fydor Dostoevsky

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

-Heath Ledger as the Joker
"The Dark Knight", 2008

"Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too."

-Mitch Hedberg

Turtlenecks

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget is trying to bring you down."
-Mitch Hedberg

"All your hopes and dreams will come true, just not to your expectations."

-Patrick Kennedy,
my Dad